Laughter
This image is used here with kind permission
from Edward Monkton, its genious creator!
This is just a fun page where I can put up some funny stuff that makes me smile. If you have any that you think would go well here, send me an email. Otherwise, simply browse through and smile! and remember, emotion follows motion!
Funny Quotes!
Isn't it strange? The same people who laugh at gypsy fortune tellers take economists seriously. Cincinnati Enquirer
Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac. George Carlen
If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping in a closed room with a mosquito. African Proverb
If ignorance is bliss, why are not much more people happy? Anonymous
Why??
1. Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?
2. Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand?
3. If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know?
4. If Webster wrote the first dictionary, where did he find the words?
5. Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?
6 Why does "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing?
7. Why does "fat chance" and "slim chance" mean the same thing?
8. Why do "tug" boats push their barges?
9. Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game" when we are already there?
10. Why are they called "stands" when they are made for sitting?
11. Why is it called "after dark" when it really is "after light"?
12. Doesn't "expecting the unexpected" make the unexpected expected?
13. Why are a "wise man" and a "wise guy" opposites?
14. Why do "overlook" and "oversee" mean opposite things?
15. Why is "phonics" not spelled the way it sounds?
16. If work is so terrific, why do they have to pay you to do it?
17. If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
18. If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
19. If you are cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right?
20. Why is bra singular and panties plural?
21. Why do you press harder on the buttons of a remote control when you know the batteries are dead?
22. Why do we put suits in garment bags and garments in a suitcase?
23. How come abbreviated is such a long word?
24. Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?
25. Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
26. Why do they call it a TV set when you only have one?
27. Christmas - What other time of the year do you sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out of your socks?
28. Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway ?
What to eat?
Can't eat pork, Swine flu... 
Can't eat chicken, Bird flu. 
Can't eat Beef, Mad cow..... 
Can't eat eggs, Salmonella. 
Can't eat fish, heavy metal poisons in their waters. 
Can't eat fruits and veggies, insecticides and herbicides. 
Hmmmmmmmmm!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
I believe that leaves Chocolate
and
ice-cream!
Remember ...
'STRESSED'
spelled backwards is...
'DESSERTS'
